Beware The Monster in the Kitchen.
It hides in cuppords. Perchance to pounce When it strikes it will flounce And there is our chance, If you act in a glance, If you act in all haste. Toss up the waste It will turn and churn. Cover it quick! Let not the flick of the switch slow you down. Let it rumble and gurgle and drown Let the gods of disposal slurp to an ounce And to all that is wasteful, gladly denouce.
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